Interview

in alphabetical order…ofcourse hehehe

Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them? For Sure!!!

Are you a cat or a dog person? I’LL PAY FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP THEM FED, WARM AND SAFE BUT DON’T YOU DARE BRING THE NASTY BUGGERS NEAR ME

Are you an outdoor or an indoor person? Depends on the activities

Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head? ME

Define yourself in 3 words… Sexy, Gorgeous, Untouchable

Describe your perfect Sunday morning? Asleep, smelling breakfast being made for me…hmmm

Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full? Half full

Do you eat cold cereal at night? YES!!!

Do you feel comfortable showing PDA in pubic? Never!

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where? I have a tattoo, if you want to see – come to my room – I’ll show you

Do you like bananas? Yes, coz they yellow

Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do you read Harry potter books? HELL NO!!!

Do you say “I love you” in the relationship? Hmmm……….seems like the right thing to do…lol naturally

Do you shower every single day? NO!! ! I take a bath

Favourite fruit? KIWI – yummy

Favourite Place to Eat? Where the food is…

Flip flops or sandals? Sexy Sandals for Sexy Feet

Forever is…? A myth!

Get the number or give the number? Huni this is me, I give the numbers……………here’s 1 for you……… 

Have you had a beer in the last week? Except for on booze mail, nope – and kind of need it now

How do you feel? soft and smooth and YELLOW 

How many hobbies do you have? Lots!!!!

If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be? Rani Mukerji or Angelina Jolie

If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be? Archaeologist

If you could have one super human power what would you choose? Shape-Shifting, to become Rani Mukerji or Angelina Jolie

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Jamaica

If you could travel back in time, what mistake(s) would you want to correct? No, never regret something you’ve done, mistake or not, God made u do it 4 a reason………………part of life’s lessons

If you had only six months to live, what would you do first? Look for a genie to grant me eternal life

If you had to pick one car, which would it be? Beemer

If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook? Something yummy – depends on my cravings that day

If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be? Vixen

If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions? One rand at a time

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies? Juice and cookie thank you…………….which Cracker Jack eats crackers??? As for milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck!!!

Kill the spider or let it out? Murder the bastard

Kisses are…? The intimate stuff that makes you feel slutty when you’ve counted all the lips that have touched yours

Love is…? Something we can make more of everyday…

Maybe you should…? Start a book…

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other? Performers use performers to ensure a great performance…

Romance or Kinky? Grrr … come over, I’ll tell your lips that secret

Something you’ve lost? My gold rope chain with Aum & Cross pendant

Somewhere, someone is…? Thinking about me naked!

The meaning of your name in Chinese is…? The Sexy One! Ha!

Today you…? will be ahead in some work and study a little

Tomorrow you will…? Be cuter than today!

Vitamin Water or Gatorade? Say wa, mofo??? I see water, so um WATER

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? Depends – and message me to find out why

Water or 100% Juice? 100% Juice – it’s yummier than 50% water

What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you? Photogenic, Jovial, Happy-Clappy

What are you most proud of in your life? Myself

What are you thinking about? Get Rich Quick Schemes

What do people say? That I’m a little mad but they love it!

What do you do for fun? Everything else other than answering a million questions

What do you do on Fridays? The same thing we do every Friday, pinky – TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

What don’t understand? Politics…too much drama when the solution is so simple

What is your favourite clothing brand? The one that fits perfectly and fits my budget too

What is your favourite food? Indian, Italian, pizza, pasta, Chinese, chicken, fruit, basically all things that taste yummy

What is your favourite place? My baby’s arms

What is your favourite song of all time? “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts” from the Lion King movie

What is your favourite TV show? Desperate housewives

What is your favourite word? Shit

What is your full name? Sumeshnee Sïmoné Govender

What makes you cry? Sad shit

What makes you laugh? Funny shit

What size shoes do you wear? 4 maybe 5 maybe 4 maybe 5 maybe 4 maybe 5……………right now my feet are kind of indecisive

What was your last thought? …hmmm when will this interview end???

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out? Answer…duh!!!

What’s on your desk right row? A framed pic –hand-made J, my pc, my phone, desk calendar, few funny reading books, my cell, purse, eraser, pencil, access card and lunch bag.

When do you plan on getting married? When some guy asks me

When is your birthday? 15 August 1987

When you wake up in the morning…? Yes I do…

Where do you see yourself in five years? I’ll let you know when I get there

Where do you want to travel next? To Italy

Who do you admire most? Myself

Who was your hero as a child? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was horny n all the roosters where on the other side

Would you rather be blind or deaf? I’m partially both – don’t feel sorry for me, I like it like this, I see what I want, and hear what I want

Would you rather be hot or cold? Baby, I’m always hott

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? WTF??? Would you rather lose an arm or a leg??? I can arrange it!!!

You get annoyed when…? People gossip about me behind my back… Grow a pair!

You love…? All things yellow

You never ever want…? To die in a car accident or with cancer

You really want? To win the lotto – at least have a nice piece of that pie…

You will always…? Be a beautiful person

Your cell phone is…? Heavily scratched!

Your favourite Disney Films? The Lion King

Your pet(s) is/are? Hyper!

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